For Howie’s 35th Birthday Party at Johnny Fritzlang’s Bar on West 57th Street.
- Champagne – 75 crates
- Truffles – 500kilo (bite-sized)
- Australia
- Cheese and pineapple on sticks – howie loves these
- A shaved monkey that can perform Re-light my Fire (the take that and lulu version, NOT the original.)
- Floor tiles from seventh century Paris
- Michealango’s Corpse (can double up as a table for serving the hors d’ovres on… note to self… find out what the sam hill hors d’ovres are)
- Fourteen unicorns (these will be kept locked up in a small room for the duration of the event.)
- Michael Jackson to perform “Happy Birthday”
- A sniper rifle
- Sniper rifle bullets
- Laser pointer
- 1 drunk and angry ex-US army marine sharpshooter who hates Micheal Jackson
- Michael J Fox (NOTE: Fox MUST wear his marty mcfly uniform AND stay in character for the entire duration of the event. Any deviation from the marty mcfly character will result in me spiking his drink with acid and supergluing his nostrils fucking shut.)
- Hoverboards. If they have not been invented yet, see next item.
- 15 of the world’s best scientists (to develop hoverboards.)
- Caviar. Better yet, get some fish from Russia and get them to take a crap directly into party-goers mouths. That will show that fuck-tooth Chuck Norris who throws the better party.
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