Excerpt from the Swedish Radio Times

9.00pm CRIME VETS drama The team suspect a popular Illusionist of a string of magic related murders. Paul Mc kenna and Dick Van Dyke star.

10.35pm Fjords of Steel docu-drama last in the series Svetlana discovers she has frost bite of the colon.

11.00pm Os Klep Ball’ar! Hop sport Dusting our balls off for the final round of Os Klep Ball’ar! HOP dont miss this intense final round.

12.00am News at 12 Join Sven Spindlkarp in a smorges board style roundup of the days events.

18:00: Family Fortunes with Jez Shilzzambo

BBC 5, 18:00 

Don’t miss another episode of Poland’s favourite non-combustible cheese-based gluten-free shaving foam-themed family game competition show. Filmed in an underground bunker in Rhodesia, your host Jez Shilzzambo guides you on a whistle-stop tour through his underpants, stopping in at Marco Stillbrack’s world famous belt shop, Chorgon Reeperslap’s Garden Variety store, and a nursing home for the minestrone impaired. This month there’s a recipe for Rhubarb Pinecone Anthrax and tips for how to get blood stains out of your teeth. This week’s special guests are Marion Crandleshit, Author of “I’m a pile of shit and I just took a giant shit on a goat”, and Ricardo De Le Jizz-crant, movie-auteur, film-critique extraordinaire and purveyor of used nappies to the rich and perverted. 60 mins, subtitles, UKR