Recording taken from original 1985 broadcast on AfHungExpart Radio
Steven Seagal: (mumbles something inaudible whilst looking quizically at the microphone.)
Modern Talking: What did you say? Anyway guys, we’d just like to say peace and love to everyone and don’t forget to check out our new L.P., “Back for Good.” (They high five each other quite hard, but seagal leaves them hanging.)
SS: Who the fuck are you motherfuckers?
MT: We are modern talking! We are the hottest things since Soft Cell and we are here to stay! Our music is totally revolutionary, completely in stereo, and contains lots of electronic synth beats and ‘zooort’ noises. We soft rock! (They laugh and high five again.)
SS: Listen you fucking pansies. I know what you are up to. What does a man have to do to get a coffee round here? Motherfucking shit crates. I think this room is bugged.
MT: (laughs nervously. they high five hesitantly.)
SS: What the fuck are you doing? Wheres the goddam girl?
MT: Um, we dont know what you mean… what girl?
SS: Dont play dumb with me you pukes. I know you’ve kidnapped my daughter. You’ve got to the count of 3 to tell me where she is. Otherwise I’m going to book you in for a little appointment with doctor punch and his assistant, mrs knee-to-face.
MT: Hey, listen man, we are just here to make the music. (they whisper to each other… look at seagal, nod and high five. ) THomas anders, tame this wild beast with your heartfelt lyrics! (they begin singing…)
Cheri, cheri lady
Going through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It’s always like the first time
Let me take a part…
(they look at each other, trying to decide if their plan is working… they continue…)
The lady of my life it’s how I wanna feel
To feel, till you’re giving me your sex-appeal
You steal my mind, all the time is like a dream
Wanna play in your team
For you love I’m a fame
Can’t do without make me scream and shout
Oh, I’m sucker for your love
To love without a doubt
So tell me right now
That you you’ll be my baby
Come on, Cheri Cheri Lady!
Seagal begins moaning and whips out an acoustic guitar. They have him in some kind of trance, he strums a few chords to go with their sweet accappella sound… They sway and sing together, laughing and high fiving in between verses…
Deep love is a burning fire
Stay, ’cause then the flames grow higher
Babe, don’t let him steal your heart
It’s easy, easy
Girl, this game can’t last forever
Why, we cannot live together?
Try, don’t let him take your love from me
(note… the audio recording begins to fade out here. just before it goes completely silent, you can just make out the sound of somebody’s pituitary gland being stomped on hard…)
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