“WANGS HOOOOO!”
Two wangs crash together, massive bolts of lightning and fire everywhere!
“WANGS HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
The camera flys through the smoke, to reveal Stallone and Danny De Vito on a volcanic mountain in super hero costumes.
(wind going crazy)
tiny small finger wangs poking out the front of their lycra speedos
their shadows casting two limp wangs against the side of the mountain.
“HOE HOE HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
echoing off the grand canyon walls
“hooooooo ho ho hoo hooo”
Then they fly into the air quick as lightning, as Danny De Vito’s glasses clatter to the floor.
Cut to Stallone pissing all over a fire on top of a jumbo jet
Cut to Danny De Vito reading the instructions to how to dismantle a bomb inches from his wang, squinting real close.
Cut to someone slipping off the edge of a skyscrapper, reaching out, managing only to grab Stallone’s wang at the last second looking up to see Stallone smirking down at him as the wind wraps his cape around everywhere…
Cut to Danny De Vito trying to pick a lock with his wang, as a room fills with water and poisonous gas…
Cut to Stallone getting his wang shut in some draws and screaming like a ten year old girl.
Cut to Danny De Vito deactivating a mouse trap with his wang sighing with relief, wiping sweat from his brow and then suddenly, a loud snap! as the mouse trap bites down hard on his wang.
The words “SHAFT 4 WANG WARRIORS” smashes into the scrren as two giant wangs cross over in the background. Lightning bolts, fire and Jiz flies all over the place as you your pet hamster and your mom start to cry SO HARD!!!!!
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