Magaldrahath inhales you!

Colonel Bibimbab and his exhulted colleagues (Sar Rim Jar Jablabad) in their ultimate wisdom extend this invitation to you for the ENIGMATIC HUMAN GENOME LUNAR BASED SELF ESTEEM DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME FOR GIFTED CHILDREN WITH GIFTS! Levitate as high as your dreams will allow you to, on this three week once in a lifetime HUMAN GENOME LUNAR BASED EGO DEVELOPMENT PROJECT!
You too can bask in the company of my Mystical cats at the foothills of Bangalor!

Places by my lap are limited so book now to gain exclusive access to my inner sanctum.

Colonel Bibimbab Jimbladrahanth the thirvst (the holy one)

Headlocks of Love

In this all new hit U.S.reality TV show, contestants compete for the affections of none other than the mighty Chuck Norris. Over the course of eight weeks finalists will be eliminated from the house either via permanent sleeper hold or a clean round house kick to the thorax.

A hiking boot and a fist clash in the middle of the screen engulfed by a ball of flames… cut to Chuck holding a blond girl in a sleeper hold with his foot jammed firmly in the side of another girls neck saying “This could be you mandy, if you don’t buck up your ideas.” (Mandy is crying) Cut to Steven Seagal and Chuck laughing as they sit on top of two girls who are on all for fours like chairs and watch more girls try to move tonnes of brick and cement to build a giant statue of a pair of Nunchucks around a giant rock carved into the shape of Chucks Head. Cut to a mock Karate competition where anything goes and the only winner can be Chuck Norris and the girls have to impress Chuck by not dying!

Weeknights from 7pm.