Hollywood Sasquatch 3

Directed by: Colonel Gadafi
Writing credits: Pierre Jean Luke Picard Jr.
Dolph Lundgren (novel)

Genre: Action / Crime / Romance (more)

Tagline: The movie business is a jungle!
Plot Outline: The Hollywood Sasquatch (Van Damme) returns from the Australian Outback to the Sunset Strip, where he must take down a drug ring led by the flamboyant Ronaldo Flamingo. This time, he’s joined by Huey Lewis, a cross-dressing sassy prostitute with a bazooka for a leg! … (more) (view trailer)

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Credited cast:
Jean Claude Van Damme …. Bryce Carmicheal / Captain Sasquatch
Cindy Lauper …. Huey Lewis / Howey Louise
Burt Baccarac …. Ronaldo Flamingo
Danny Glover …. Leutenant Sasquatch
Shaquel O Neill …. Sinbad
Lopez Cortega …. Puerto Rican bad guy no.7 .
Danny De Vito …. Captain Sasquatch Jr.

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Also Known As: Crocodile Dundee 8 (UK) Sassy The Sasquatch and His Bonerific Friends (IRE)

Runtime: USA: 110 min

Country: USA

Language: English

Color: Color (sasovision)

Memorable Quotes:
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Bryce Carmicheal: Your really making me sassy, Flamingo. You wont like me when I’m sasquatchy!
Ronaldo Flamingo: Dont be a baby Bryce, or should I say Mr…Captain Sasquatch?
Bryce Carmicheal: Scumbag! Jungle friends unite! I’m going to roger you so badly Flamingo, I’m going to send you back to Columbia with an asshole like a clowns pocket!

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Bryce Carmicheal: Dont worry kids, me and my Jungle buddies are gonna give these guys a wizards sleeve like you wouldn’t believe.
Huey Lewis / Howey Louise: Jeezus.

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Leutenant Sasquatch: I bestow you with all the powers of the Sasquatch, use them wisely and only for good.
Huey Lewis / Howey Louise: Pffft what a crock of shit.
Captain Sasquatch Jr.:
Hey! Can it wench! Im gonna get my Dad to harpoon you with a Rhino.
Bryce Carmicheal: What… an… Honour…

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