Smashbang Tits Latvian Opera Troupe Performance Review

Having been born fully formed complete with three already published and highly acclaimed albums Murklem Spitoonfarn and his Bretoslatvarian operatic troupe have plied their trade all over europe even as far afield as West Kensington High Street. El gromulet billed them as “spasticatedly long winded” and “overtly uberratated spungeminglers.”
Last weeks performance held at the Royal Flatulence Hall in London saw literally flocks of saeguls descending from the heavens to bear witness to no less than twenty five fans standing a gaust for a 75 minute chair flute solo piece played by newcomer Ms Stuart Stools McKenzie. Ms McKenzie collapsed into a heap of donuts with her breasts astride as the captain steered their ship into even darker musical waters with a hearty rendition of “Who let the dogs out.” A piece which this reviewer personally feels couldn’t have been better, out done only by the final snot gurglingly poiniant piece “The lady that lived in the watermelon…downstairs.”
An Opera Troupe with such magnanimus force such as this there has never been. Spitoonfarn has once again managed to twist the collective mind of myself and udders into the shape of a pretzel. Beautiful, mystical, child bearing Orangutan. The new single “Boat Crutch” will be out next week.
6 out of 5.